What, you didn’t use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses?

Always a classic as well.

That’s what a hammer is for, nerd.

Buy the dip now, sure. But this isn’t the dip, it’s a Continental shelf and you’re about to lose a fuck ton of money.

This administration is woke …

Fuck, that didn’t work.

American food companies: rubbing hands together

No, but in this case it’s likely true.

Daddy said he loves em, but is negligent.

Plus why bury meat? That’s wasteful.

We make the soldiers into meat and force feed it to their loved ones.

Do not question PP_BOY_.

I was honestly surprised to see this was the onion.