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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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    Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

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      Nah, it’s just crunchy.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        crunchy and ‘spicey’

        • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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          Tart

      • Smee
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        Crusty

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    So you’re going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y’all.

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      • mmddmm@lemm.ee
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        That hing on their hands… It doesn’t look like a spoon.

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          that word in your comment, doesn’t look like a thing.

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      Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that’s what they mean by “a lifetime supply”?

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        If your taste buds are working, it’d be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.

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          deleted by creator

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        Besides anything killing you insufficient quantities, or if you end up being trapped ankle deep but head first in of that barrel, probably. It’s been open so there’s a good chance that something got in there. Botulism will kill you really good.

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    I think I’m overpaying for peanut butter

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      deleted by creator

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    I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

    So it isn’t even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

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      Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.

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        Removed by mod

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      probably for hunting.

      Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

      Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

      Take my peanut butter away?

      From my warm sticky hands!

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        Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?

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    Peanut butter may last 6–24 months unopened, or 2–3 months once opened. Natural peanut butters lack preservatives and may last several months unopened, or up to a month once opened.

    Even if you have unlimited temperature controlled bugproof storage space this is a terrible idea

    • pappabosley@lemm.ee
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      It’s only a 2 month supply

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know what you think is going to make it spoil at 0-30K. (Maybe the freezing could destroy some organic compounds) A few hours in the oven and it should be fine.

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        By temperature controlled I was thinking like, a root cellar, not negative 400 degrees

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          I was indeed aware. (Also how dare you use Farenheit in my presence!)

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    Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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      Racid? Do you mean rancid?

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        He meant racist.

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    This is probably like… number one on the “my partner might be a doomsday prepper” checklist.

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    That’s not nearly enough for a lifetime

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      A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!

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    Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

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      Can you imagine how buff the Olive Garden server’s arms would get?

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    Is this some ‘The Price Is Right’ reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

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    “What’s for dinner?”

    “Peanut Butter.”

    “Of course.”

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    Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of… anything?

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      Those particular drums are usually used for solids, but with a plastic liner inside they can be used for viscous liquids as well. I wouldn’t fill one with a low viscosity liquid, you’d want a plastic or metal drum for that.

      Those drums in the picture are really badly filled as well, I’d have rejected them if they’d turned up to the warehouse looking like that back when I was doing QA.

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    What a deal

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    So potentially I can have a PB bath for around 100$? Neat

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      Hi Bixby, can you bathe in peanut butter?

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    Now do it with other food like milk.

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      “Honey, I bought a cow!”

      Yeah, perfect.

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