Tip, if you go with dual booting, use the windows boot manager and not a linux bootloader. If you use a linux bootloader be prepared to have to fix it with a rescue disk every now and again since Windows will fuck it up with updates sometimes.

Laughable, I think about MINUTES!

The red part of old metals, lick it!

On 1st of April the admins of nottheonion and theonion should just switch the names and the icons and just continue posting and seeing if people notice

On 1st of April the admins of nottheonion and theonion should just switch the names and the icons and just continue posting and seeing if people notice

I honestly believed the headline for a second

Alternatively you can just have your last dinner with five guys

Idk, just a good example since the mold can be thought of as mutations that are not wanted but don’t interfere with the survival of the species.

Once you see that evolution is like the laziest worker ever that wants to do nothing all day but needs the money, and natural selection as the boss that doesn’t give a shit and just gives him tasks and only cares if they are done. You will understand why things are the way they are.

“Why is the mop so moldy and disgusting?” Well because natural selection told evolution to mop the floors every day but never said to clean the mop, and the cleaning products are good enough to clean even when the mop is moldy, so there is no need to care about the moldiness of the mop.

One time I did that, and was horrified to see that the next day the gardner removed it and disposed of the body.

It was my baby and it was literally choking itself in every pot I planted it because it would just grow until the entire pot was roots.

I now know that it had to be done, this is what it means to be an adult. To know that sometimes murdering a baby mint is for the greater good T_T

Nah, my motto is “break fast and move things”

Listening to pro tennis makes me think that they are actually accurate

IP based blocking is complicated once you are big enough or providing service to users is critical.

For example, if you are providing some critical service such as health care, you cannot have a situation where a user cannot access health care info without hard proof that they are causing an issue and that you did your best to not block the user.

Let’s say you have a household of 5 people with 20 devices in the LAN, one can be infected and running some bot, you do not want to block 5 people and 20 devices.

Another example, double NAT, you could have literally hundreds or even thousands of people behind one IP.

Idk, even good prep can end up with some smell, it is what it is. But let’s be real, all sexual acts can have smells, we are smelly creatures.

Oral can definitely be a bit stinky, but that is just human nature.

This is logical and healthy imo. To be straight does not have to mean absolutely hating any sort of gay sex, just not being into it. I think that society makes as believe that straight means the absolute opposite of gay, when really all sexual preferences are one big spectrum and you can be a straight man who is willing to try gay things but not enjoying them.

Genocide has been out of fashion for almost 100 years, guess it’s in now 😎

/s

Fuck this and fuck all similar shit.

Inhumane is ironic considering that the mere existence of poultry farms is inhumane. But yeah, it would be stupid, cruel and it will raise the chance of mutations that spread to other species including us.

Firstly, you have an opportunity of a life time. Build a toilet with no cover, you get to shit like a modern person but with the calmness and stress-freeness of a cave person.

This new diet is super easy! Get poor! No money for food, less food, less fat! Just like them hot celebs!

Get poor now! 1-800-POOR

Feeling grandma’s warmth one last time