what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
Isn’t that Smar Pipe?
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Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
"but it’s not all bad. They pay me to sit on the shitter a couple times a day and I only blacked out … once? twice! "
I actually interviewed for a data science role with this company a couple years ago. They were definitely cagey about what the actual product was for the initial screenings and then when they finally opened up about the role of poop data scientist, it was actually pretty funny.
Now these are the AI headlines I dreamed of so many years ago
We’re definitely living in the pooture
Can’t believe they’re making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
AI toilet is a registered sex offender
It’s distressing just how freaking similar the sales pitch is too.
What I’m loathed to even call the “real product”: It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data.
The fake one: If I had information that could save your life or the life of your family members, would you flush that?
Just… wow
I don’t want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data
I see no reason for it to be cloud based. I’m sure all the analysis can be done locally
Based out of — where else — Austin, Throne is a bold new startup leveraging AI to revolutionize the way we interact with our toilet.
Am I out if the loop on poop jokes and Austin?
Smart pipe?
They just need to find their own Scout Condor and they’ll have everyone checking the nitrates in their stool.
What if multiple people use the toilet? Does this device have some sort of poop-id?
Hopefully with a strong passphrase too. I don’t want my step parents to see my poop history when they come over.
Edit: actually, I don’t want to see theirs either D:
Oh no. I’m not having an AI camera send someone pictures of my poop.
I already get in enough trouble doing this with my own camera.
We’re going to the Island!
OMG first thing I thought was great, now I won’t get bacon
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
No no. It’s regurgitating shit on the internet.
Not just the big dookers. The green globbers and the brown bombers, too
