You are now banned from Blahaj Zone for blatant transphobia! How dare you exist and have different experiences.

Yes, officer, this one right here

You decide

Set it on fire & dip. Jk… unless?

Oh, ornery! Hah! Imagine someone thinking you said horny. Totally not me.

And the anti-union shit.

Omg thank you! I like PJ but I still can’t forgive him completely

Too late!

I can understand ruining the entire harvest crops… But not stealing the laptops! D:

Holy shit. That’s the perfect answer, I think.

SSSniperWolf. Holy shit, she was brutal on Omegle telling kids to off themselves & shit. But then she started stealing content, so…

Omg before his ass hair transplant

I’ll be expecting my meme royalties, cheeky bastards!

I’ll get working on the lead boots.

And I’m sitting here uneasy thinking how the hell I’m going to compress my map data any further so that my entire web app is no bigger than 2 mb. 😥

You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

When quizzed they’ll ask you to name anything they’ve done wrong.

Why is this a thing? I’ve seen that so many times. “Oh yeah, well name Trump’s indictments” as if they got a trump card.

And, well… uhh there’s a summary right here. What do they expect? Secret knowledge? As if pretending nobody knows that they are gives them leverage? I don’t understand.

But my government says that I am.

I’d also be interested in hearing about how you changed your views.

My interactions with him weren’t awesome but he has his heart in the right place and that’s all that matters to me.