RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoDonald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealthwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up11
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minus-squareBaggie@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoIt’s okay, I don’t think he can swim.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoBut he’s too fat to sink
minus-squareAgrivar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoWe gotta make sure to poke some holes in him, so he takes on water…
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoso like a Caesar tea party punch bowl thing?
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoI’ll get working on the lead boots.
And hold him there.
It’s okay, I don’t think he can swim.
But he’s too fat to sink
We gotta make sure to poke some holes in him, so he takes on water…
so like a Caesar tea party punch bowl thing?
I’ll get working on the lead boots.