Since this wasn’t apparent the last time I asked… no, I’m actually not a US citizen or green card holder (permanent resident). Just happened to be in this country for a long time due to career reasons.
If you have the money to leave. Buy a couple people on the street loaves of bread or a sleeping bag or something.
Make sure your last permanent address is where you wanna be voting. Absentee ballots will all be for whichever district you lived in last.
Don’t think they can vote if they’re not a citizen, no?
oh right missed that part. well, still relevant for other readers
If your new country doesn’t extradite, maybe take out Trump or Musk?
Borrow a lot of money and then declare bankruptcy. If you’re feeling generous, buy up people’s medical debt for pennies on the dollar.
Take sometime to learn about what you will do with your 401k if have one.
Turn the lights out
drop kick B Shapiro due north
Olympic national park is the crown jewel of your country
Pee on Kissinger’s grave?
So many graves to piss on, who has that kind of time.
Or bladder volume…
Drink water until your piss is crystal clear and you’ll be doing 10 or more graves per day.
(Not so) fun fact, but you can actually Die from drinking too much, because you may dillute your blood up to a point where your blood cells are bursting, because the osmotic pressure outside of the cells is to low to hold against the inner pressure of the cell.
Shoot a gun
Take me with?
Get an FBI background check, and get it apostilled. Easy to do from your local post office in the US, difficult and expensive to do outside the us, and you will need it for many things you might want to do in other countries
Why would you need an FBI background check outside of the US?
you need it if you apply for citizenship in some countries. they’ll ask for full criminal records of all the countries you’ve lived in.
This is a pretty important step!
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Sir, this isn’t reddit
Yosemite
Grand Canyon
Yellowstone
Avenue of the Giants
Add to this list any national parks you were thinking about visiting. After this administration, they may not be around anymore.
I’m just imagining them filling up Grand Canyon just because.
Vandalise something
