I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Oh no
    I’m never leavin’
    This acne makes me too slow
    (Push Nicole there)
    (God, Rastafari)

    Nicole, I love you
    I’ll never leave you
    Without you I turn to stone
    Nicole, believe me
    Love was meant to be
    Consumed by you and me
    Nicole

    Nicole, I love you
    I’m thinking of you
    With every motion I make
    When the stars are above you
    Know that I miss you
    And I’ll be there sooner than you think

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

    Nicole, I love you
    I’ll never leave you
    Without you I turn to stone
    Nicole, believe me
    Love was meant to be
    Consumed by you and me
    Nicole

    Nicole, I love you
    I’m thinkin’ of you
    With every motion I make
    When the stars are above you
    Know that I miss you
    And I’ll be there sooner than you think

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

    Boo do do do do do do do do do
    Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
    Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
    Nicole
    Nicole
    Nicole
    Ba ba ba bum
    Nicole
    Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
    Nicole
    Nicole…

    Take a toke of that smoke
    Make that joke and crack that yolk
    Nicole
    Want to love, rise above in the glove
    Nicole
    What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
    Nicole
    Go home please please believe
    You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
    Nicole
    Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
    Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
    I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
    Nicole, Nicole
    I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
    Hahahaha…man

    Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
    You never called me…
    Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
    Fuck that man…fuck

    Go and hang up the phone
    I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
    Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
    Hang up the fucking phone
    Fuck man, turn off the ringer
    You cunt man, fuck it
    Turn off the ringer right now
    Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
    Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…

    Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
    We’re now entering the cabin
    We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
    Get some more cord in here
    Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
    Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
    Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
    Wear the glove, Nicole
    How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
    Hey, who clogged the sink?
    It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
    I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
    Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
    …Paper towels…
    …Nicole…
    …There we go!..
    Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!

    Where you at, man? Where you at?
    Fuck these shit! Call me back!
    How come you never call him?
    How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
    Fucking cunt!
    You never call my buggy back!
    You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
    He called you so many times and you never call him back
    You never call my buggy
    Did you hear that, Nicole?
    Fuck! Fucking cunt!
    Call me back!

  • taiyang@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    3 months ago

    I got only one, but I didn’t block it so we’ll see.

    It’s a shame people can’t just seek out friends at random for real, but in this day and age it’s obviously a scam.

    Granted, Lemmy people… idk, I guess a Lemmy friend is the kind you dm when you accidentally break your Linux. Or idk, discuss Marxism? Lol

    • muhyb@programming.devEnglish
      0·
      3 months ago

      Blocking doesn’t work since they create new accounts on bunch of different Lemmy instances every time.

    • MountingSuspicion@reddthat.comEnglish
      0·
      3 months ago

      I think the issue is the “random” part of it. If I had a back and forth with someone on a gaming or LGBT or political organizing community, and the exchange was pleasant and they wanted to chat more, I wouldn’t be opposed, but if I’ve never interacted with someone and they are essentially spamming any and everyone the same copypasta, yea that’s not someone I want to interact with. Shout out to lemmings that help with Linux too.

  • aramis87@fedia.io
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    3 months ago

    I’ve blocked like five of their accounts. I wish there was a setting that would block PMs/chats. Anyone who wants to talk to me can do it in public.

  • Mothra@mander.xyzEnglish
    0·
    3 months ago

    I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the “friend request”

  • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    0·
    3 months ago

    Enjoy everyone, we’re living through fediverse history. This is our dancing baby (or maybe more like the “love you” worm).

    Has anybody actually followed the links? I’m mildly curious where it goes.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
      0·
      3 months ago

      Almost all of these turn into attempts to get the target to buy into some crypto scam or other.

      It’s not meant to catch people who are moderately aware, it’s meant to catch the stupid, ignorant, and easy to manipulate. Being an obvious scam is part of the utility - it saves time by naturally filtering out anyone who is too aware to actually give them any money.

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pubEnglish
        0·
        3 months ago

        Ah. Gotcha. It’s super annoying. I wish there was a way to block messages based on keywords, but this isn’t really the purpose of Lemmy. I guess, neither is scamming people, but here we are.