I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.
I wonder what this bot is trying to do. The friendica being just a weird profile, the discord just had a bunch of confused basement dwellers and I haven’t seen any creepy links trying to rob us…
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Enjoy everyone, we’re living through fediverse history. This is our dancing baby (or maybe more like the “love you” worm).
Has anybody actually followed the links? I’m mildly curious where it goes.
You’d doubt the Fediverse Chick‽
Assuming all of you are 35-55 year old obese guys with beards living in your parents’ basement kept me safe as a teen and I’m sticking with it now too.
I wish I could grow a beard
On the internet, nobody knows your a baby face.
Doubt
I’ve blocked like five of their accounts. I wish there was a setting that would block PMs/chats. Anyone who wants to talk to me can do it in public.
CAN YOU PLEASE SEND VEGINE PIC
Here you go! :
It’s so hot, imgur is at capacity and only returns json
Bobs and vageen?
Went with a traditional wooly look, eh?
We prefer to think of it as ‘nicely trim’, tyvm!
Woah, too hot, I was at work! You should put nsfw in the comment, please…
It’s so grey! I mean whatever you’re into, no shame here.
I was expecting an a magic lamp with a broccoli-shaped genie or something.
Theres an instance for that stuff actually, lemmynsfw dot com. It is, in fact, not safe for work. Unless you work in the porn industry. Or perhaps as an artist of some sort.
Even then, some of those girls look too young. If you see anything too sus make sure to anonymously report the page to relevant authorities.
Or Spam detection. A standard Bayesian filter would catch these with reports.
I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the “friend request”
Very tempted to change my display name to Fediverse Chick.
Oh no
I’m never leavin’
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinkin’ of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
Nicole
Nicole…
Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha…man
Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
You never called me…
Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man…fuck
Go and hang up the phone
I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…
Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
We’re now entering the cabin
We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
…Paper towels…
…Nicole…
…There we go!..
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!It sure would be nice if you could report accounts as bots.
Wow so many people got it.
It stopped for me after 2, then the last 2 days I got 4 more
Ugh I know. Do I look like I’m after something like that? Stupid bots.
I’ve gotten 4 or 5 messages from this bot, also since about january.
Why haven’t I gotten one? Where are you all posting?
Hey there, this the chick you’ve been talking about.
I need 10,000 give it to me now
