They must have been really derivative

Plainclothes U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (|CE) agents

ITYM secret police

And with the exception of the first, commonplace for a long time.

I would also argue the first use is actually a process flaw if implemented. That’s a great way to make sure no one reads emails, and all kinds of information is lost

At press time, McConnell planned to expound on his malevolent personal endeavors in the forthcoming memoir, “Human Impediment: Tales of a Worthless Life, Soon Forgotten.”

Absolutely savage. Hopefully it’s also topical

How do you say, “downvote”?

If this wasn’t today, this might have been me. It was an intrusive thought, and it thought it was funny. And it was

Sokath, his eyes uncovered.

Hell yeah, subsidizing art in underprivileged communities is a great way to invest in local economies with very high rate of return! There’s a reason the New Deal includes public art

Asked why the government should provide jobs for unemployed artists, New Deal administrator Harry Hopkins replied, “Hell, they’ve got to eat just like other people.”

This one really should have been the Onion

Soon™️

Yeah, I think it’s this. It’s cope to try to make a normal thing be seen as disgusting, so whatever actual disgusting shit they’re doing, which always seems to be pedophelia, doesn’t look so bad in contrast. It’s like a preemptive both sides

My favorites

Horseplay

Sometimes a settler state plays a little too rough with the people it’s occupying.

‘Genocide’

Quotation marks give the so-called deaths of 30,000 people the sarcastic skepticism they deserve.

Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them

Same energy