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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon eats Italian

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Anon eats Italian

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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    7 days ago

    Wow. That looks violently delicious.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      It looks practically pregnant with murderous potential

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      7 days ago

      That looks very unhealthy. I want it.

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        6 days ago

        Have you seen what most of us Americans eat!?

        • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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          Hey, everything in moderation, including moderation

          • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            6 days ago

            Please don’t moderate my moderation!

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          6 days ago

          Just balance it out with some AG1

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      I have never tasted a meatball that size that wasn’t poorly cooked.

      and the ones that I haven’t tasted but have seen looked dry as fuck

      I am skeptical

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        Feels like some old fart just didn’t feel like rolling 30 balls, so makes 4 instead and calls it marketing. And probably Gordon Ramsay restaurant show levels of delusion about how “everyone loves it”.

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      I don’t want to imagine that cereal mascot

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      They should put a popsicle stick in it and sell it at food trucks.

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        6 days ago

        Deep fried.

        • danc4498@lemmy.world
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          6 days ago

          Billion dollar idea here.

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    Fake: No. Anon went with their parents. Gay: No. Less than two balls present.

    • coffee_tacos@mander.xyz
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      Fake: anon left the house. Gay: anon wanted more balls

    • AfroMustache@lemmynsfw.com
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      Your assessment is wrong. Everything on 4chan is fake and gay

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        Gay: Anon is dissatisfied when he sees a ball that doesn’t look like the balls he imagined

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    Aaah, giant meatball. The hallmark of a D grade Italian restaurant.

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      This isn’t necessarily true. Italian meatballs are usually small, but polpette alla Napoletana are often on the larger side. You just need to be discerning. (The one pictured looks pretty mid and still too big.)

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        Christ, that website has five layers of shit in the way.

        • three@lemmy.zip
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          Not with ublock :^)

        • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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          With my ublock, I got 3 popups. You’re not kidding.

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    6 days ago

    That’s just a round meatloaf.

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      No, a meatloaf is early Borg protein, this is advanced Borg protein.

      We are fed.

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    7 days ago

    Did it roll right out the door?

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      I always thought that song was so sad until recently when i looked up the full lyrics to the song and realized it had a happy ending.

      The song was a parody of “On top of old smoky” and it was popularized by Tom Glazer who sang the song in 1963.

      The lyrics he sang was

      On top of spagetti all covered with cheese
      I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

      It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor.
      And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

      It rolled in the garden and under a bush.
      And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

      The mush was as tasty as tasty could be,
      And early next summer it grew to a tree.

      The tree was all covered with beautiful moss.
      It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.

      So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
      Hold on to your meatball and don’t ever sneeze.

      • xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        First thought this was a Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference - but this is much better. Thanks!

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    Betting this is (was?) Buca di Beppo. God I miss that place

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      It’s still around unless you mean there’s not one near you.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Are they though?

        • Madison420@lemmy.world
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          That says they only closed a few and filled bankruptcy the local one here is just reduced hours.

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Right, my point is that it’s not a sign of a healthy org. Closing stores just stops the bleeding, and if that was sufficient, they wouldn’t file for bankruptcy.

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Meatballs like that are a common dish in the Netherlands (gehaktbal). But mostly served with potatoes and vegetables. Or as a snack, cut in slices with onion slices in between and with peanut sause (bere bal or bere hap, bear ball or bear snack).

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    That looks like the meatball they didn’t expect anyone to order.

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    dude there’s a… you know i always thought it was a chinese place but now i’m not so sure. at very least it was a southeast asian restaurant i used to live down the street from, and they had this meatball over rice they’d serve. i eyeballed it lustfully every time someone would order it but never worked up the courage. maybe in two weeks i’ll ask the wife

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    What restaurant, though. That looks fantastic.

  • levzzz@lemmy.world
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    I’m going to Alice.

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    There is some editing fuckery going on unless those are giant rigatoni noodles as well.

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      Look like normal sized rigatoni to me.

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        Not everyone has a large rigatoni

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          Ah, those are called “mezzi rigatoni”.

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            Not everyone wants to admit his rigatoni is mezzi

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            i was thinking paccheri but i’m not a pasta expert

    • Master@sh.itjust.works
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      Brocolli in the back and fork on the left. Looks like a half size plate. Still big but not as massive as it seems.

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        Looks like a regular size dinner plate to me

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    They want you to sit on it. Duh. It wouldn’t be anus shaped otherwise

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      If you think this is buttplug shaped you may need glasses. Or see a proctologist.

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