Sidetalkin’!

Yep. My only issue is finding fun key caps for the Ctrl Alt and Fn keys that are smaller than normal.

We’ve got to stop trying to figure some things out. Like, just let it go. Maybe if you figure it out on accident, keep it to yourself.

I love you

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

-Groucho Marx

As someone who escaped Florida a decade and a half ago: they can’t read that shit.

Just like it’s spelled.

If your doing it right.

I had to make 3 public transit transfers. It was a serial bus.

“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling… wait… Oh, ok, I am getting away with it? Oh. That was easier than I thought…”

Sleep deprivation. It’s borderline narcolepsy when you’ve deprived your body of meaningful sleep for so long that it skips all the bullshit and goes straight to REM sleep.

Used to happen to me a lot on the bus home after work. I’d just slip into a dream, scare myself awake thinking I missed my stop, and realize I was only half a mile down the road.

I’m not siding with the crazy person posting the green text, just explaining their point. They are saying that the simps made it so profitable to be a virtual girlfriend that all women have become one, and there are no girls left that will date him because they’ve learned they can profit off of sex. When you really read it, op is an incel and believes the only thing keeping women from prostitution is the guaranteed paycheck. Op believes that once they realize the money will come in, every girl in the world will become a professional sex worker.