Did you not take the hyperfixation perk? Rookie move. There’s supposed to be one thing you’re permanently weird about.

ADHD is a bitch.

Just do it.

So it’s closer to Juan Pujol Garcia.

As discussed on Citation Needed.

“I told you to take the wizard’s phone!”

I will never get over C’s string references being in fucking octal.

Maybe because it’s not limited. If your comfort games were in RPG Maker, then 24-bit pixels are right, but good art is wrong. If they were on consoles, they should be aggressively paletted and tiled.

Try homebrew. An NES or SNES game will always look about right, because breaking those limits is a thousand times harder than embracing them.

But first we must ask, what is computer?

This needed more time to cook. It should be a spider opening the door, and the light from outside revealing previous victims, which the fly is now looking at. “Come into my parl-- oh shoot, I should’ve tidied.”

The issue with this comic is that it’s a reference more than a joke. You can see why it would be funny, but that’s not the same thing as being funny. You have to dissect the frog.

The gags that stand up are ones where ten years later you watch an old movie and go “Oh that’s where that’s from!”

See Futurama episode about Susan Boyle. Which they must have leapt on, ASAP, since the episode only premiered a full calendar year after her flash-in-the-pan fame.

That’s also the “shut up and take my money” episode, somehow.

… was firing the guns causing the leaks? Or would firing the gun risk blowing yourself sky high?

Or ground low, I suppose.

Obligatory “Zach’s gun rants.”

At sea level.

Getting into a shootout while suspended from a giant fragile bag sounds like an intensely stupid idea.

Backup engines.

Totally a missed opportunity for ultrasonics, if you ask me.

So we can clean their hull from beyond visual range?

What, by jousting?

If the plan is disgusting shock images on anything, for any reason, fuck off.

Stop traumatizing people on purpose. A good cause is no excuse.