oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.
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I kid.
Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both
That bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.
this except keep the train
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i’m here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero
It’s
silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.
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I would answer but I think I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.
Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.
Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
So essentially a Pokemon trainer?
Love it.
It’s like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)
Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!
Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.
That’s why I don’t drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can’t even ask because most people don’t even know.
It’s a popular meme format
Using transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.
I’m about to make a movement
Could you imagine lubing up the front of that duck billed high speed train and having it plough into your ass at full speed?
I don’t want to, mister SatansMaggotyCumFart.
The “real transportation” line would be funnier if the plane was actually real
Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.
Wtf is this nonsense…
I agree people do a hell of a lot of unnecessary travel, but transportation engineers didn’t build all that infrastructure to fool people into traveling more, they did it because people were traveling more. Like most things, it was about the things, not about you at all.
As an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.
