Now with real bleach - certified Covid-free!

My friend just finished a couple solid days of debugging where there turned out to be a whole series of problems that looked like one bug, so even though he kept fixing things the app still kept not working. Finally hacked his way out of that jungle into the bright light of day.

And without the stock ticker they do look fatter, don’t you think?

You not only can control it with our app, you have to - so when we start showing un-skippable ads on our app you can either watch them of buy a new faucet. Smart like a fox!

Yeah I would expect a “smart” toilet to flush when I stood up or moved away. Why anybody would ever require a phone to turn on a faucet is beyond ridiculous.

What about casual wear and formal wear?

Like English cursive with sharp elbows.

Reminds me of the Voynich Manuscript.

Another good reason to try to have a career where you can work from home. Just stay stocked up in the winter and if everything goes to shit no big deal, you just stay home, and if you have to you bundle up.

Not as dangerous a game as doing it on an overnight drive.

“I don’t have a horse in this dog”: incoherent, fanciful, drunk

Making “smart” devices that can’t do routine mundane things without an active internet connection is completely fucking stupid.

People’s Front of Judea vs the Judean People’s Front

bucket list

☑ “accidentally” send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

The slang term was “Fart in their general direction!”

Sounds like it’s time to stop believing the way headlines and pundits phrase things.

Who’s a good boy!

Our pocket micro-supercomputers, which we also use for phone calls, have display screens covered with thin sheets of artificial sapphire.

At one of my first jobs we had a big printer that would occasionally just stall in the middle of a job. Our in-house tech guy inspected it, but he could never troubleshoot it because it always worked when he was around. One time he walked in through the computer room door and it started up in the back of the room. Another time he was talking to our manager out front and we all heard it start up, all by itself. Finally he brought in a wallet-size photo of himself and taped it to the inside of the cover, facing the print mechanism. It never stalled again!

Maybe it’s a delusion you create because you know you’re outside. Because a mind is a terrible thing.