1. The house on the left doesn’t have its lights on.

2. The lion on the right is lying down, not standing up.

3. The lawn on the left is not mowed but on the right it is.

4. The roofs are different colors.

I could go on.

Me substituting u=tan x into the integral.

Always cheaper to buy a big flat piece of glass that’s already mass produced than to design and manufacture a custom control interface.

I suppose Anon is smelling all the voltatiles from the part of the booger that was touching the inside of their nose and therefore didn’t dry out until they removed it.

Fuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!

Nice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.

I would answer but I think I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.

I don’t want to, mister SatansMaggotyCumFart.

Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!

It’s

silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.

Almost 800 comments and only 20 posts, not sure I’m gonna get there…

Yeah, my keyboard just straight up didn’t work when I got my laptop; thankfully the issue was already fixed in a newer kernel so I just had to update (using a USB keyboard, lol).

You can tell it’s a fake story because the cops are actually looking for clues and going through camera footage instead of just saying “tough luck”.

Hate to break it to you, but that’s not what you’re supposed to do with the joystick.

I mean, they’re not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.

Careful! That almost sounds like promoting violence, and that won’t fly with our advertisers! You have to say, uh, Spez deserves to be unalived.

If they evolved around the same time we did, they’re unfortunately out of luck. But maybe life was a bit faster because of the 8 day weeks. :P

It is, but that’s only significant over a period of millions of years.

The Moon is just barely big enough for total solar eclipses as is. If the lunar month was 4 days longer, the Moon would be (31.3/27.3)^(2/3)=9.54% farther away, and thus around 9.5% smaller. The maximum size ratio between the Moon and Sun is around 1.08 so it would never be large enough in the sky for a total eclipse.