The trick is to get future self to do it! Always works out…sometimes.

(Hitler giggling to himself) Big big Chungus, big Chungus, big Chungus!

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.

Did people just slowly turn to the other people to make eye contact while blastin a dook?

I look back on these days of my youth, and smile for I can now detect scrambled nipples in the waves of multicolored distortion.

“Awwww what a cute little puppy-“

Tell me Clarice do the lambs still scream?

“You know what, let’s look at the cats.”

To shreds you say.

Do not the French onion soup.

This is a gross oversimplification of two distinct and well studied fields. Good luck getting an Oxford fellow to comment on big ol anime tiddies or getting a Harvard professor to know the kind of porn Lincoln beat his meat to.

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.