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Yall have multiple branches?
Developshould be Chaotic Evil.This is what is used where I work. I have never and will never understand why.
At some point in the past that was the only way to make the business run immediately when the boss said it needed to run immediately, and it’s been that way ever since
Feel like lawful evil fits better for master
Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.
Even better
qa.
All development happens in feature branches. Someone other than the original developer needs to build and test the feature on our development servers. If successful it gets merged into qa, where it gets built and tested against it qa servers. Production build are tags on qa.
What about
joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it’s hilarious.Joe who?
Joe mama
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Khorne
It’s
goshujin-samahunter2
Why would you name a branch just 7 asterisks?
HEAD
Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.
smirnoffcarkeysandabeer
Main is QA. Production is release branches.
Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.
Conflict resolution only through melee combat.
Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.
Never merge. Only cherry pick.
You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently
How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?
I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.
