SeductiveTortoise

To be fair, I would have a hard time giving billions away. I don’t have any, and I probably will never (except if an event of hyper inflation happens), but that’s just a technicality.

You know, I could really imagine him saying something like that.

And every other service of every other tech giant. imagine they throw you off Azure when you rely on it, or AWS, or whatever other system. You’re fucked up beyond repair.

My company gave it to me for work, and I used it, just as I do now with the Windows machine.

It’s nearly the same for me, except it’s been nine years, and I’ve been using both Linux and Mac. It’s not bad enough to look for a new job, but oh man, I hate it so much.

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”

Still not loud enough

Especially not at high speeds. At least not if there aren’t some glazed doughnuts involved.

If you ask them if they’re a cop, they have to tell you. It’s the law, I’ve seen it in a documentary.

MOOOOORE!!!

And we have universal basic income, paid by the productivity gains due to automation. Why don’t we just spend the day at the beach?

Must be a typo, I bet they meant 90 minutes an hour.