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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago

What do you call your production branch?

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What do you call your production branch?

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

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      Never merge. Only cherry pick.

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      You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

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      Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

      Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

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      How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

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        I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

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