They heard customers say they needed the vacuum to suck more, and they delivered the only way they knew how…
They should have strapped a fleshlight to it.
Would somebody clean the house then? Everybody would be cleaning their balls.
This is just another way to spy/sell user data. Not today, devil.
-what’s that loud noise?
-just my new phone
Sorry babe, I can’t call tonight, the wifi calling on my washing machine isn’t working
Call from your fridge, damnit!
No way bro I’m playing Skyrim on that
We absolutely must find a problem for this solution. We have spent too much money not to
We found a problem. Now you MUST buy OUR solution.
Must be a pretty small segment of the market that wants this much technology in a vacuum but won’t just buy a Roomba
No thank you. I don’t even make calls on my phone. I’m not paying a subscription to send data about my habits to Samsung.
Let me stand in front of the loud washing machine and make a few phone calls. I do kinda like the idea of a Washer/Dryer in one unit, thats sorta cool, but then they throw all this other useless stuff on it so they can charge more for it.
HI HONEY! … thud, thud, thud, thud … YEAH! WORKS FINE!!! … HOW WAS YOUR DAY!? … thud, thud, thud, thud … WHAT’S THAT? HURRY, THE SPIN CYCLE SHOULD START SOON … thud, thud, thud, thud … YEAH I PICKED UP THE GROCERIES!!! … WHEN ARE YOU ??? … ZZZZZZZZZZZ, WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! … OH YEAH THE SPIN CYCLE IS ON!!! … I SAID THE SPIN CYCLE IS ON!!! … ZZZZZZZZZZZ, WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! … HELLO??? … OK!!! … BYE!!!
Future… How companies are seeing it: 😍 How users are seeing it: Fucking 🕵️♂️
Corporations have really ruined “bespoke” for me
Wanna bet all this ai push is so they can spy on us more or less in the open?
