for free?

-what’s that loud noise?

-just my new phone

i think you all completed the training before it started

he’s pushing for a promotion

3: ???

4: smoke brisket

i enter my car like the Dukes of Hazzard

hey guys, i am looking to write an obituary for my ex husband…

he’s been working on fixing civilization all along

backfired

gives me always has been meme vibes

i haven’t, but know you mention it…

useful circles, those are rare

i had no sympathy for anti-vax adults during covid, their choice to risk their lives. But children with basic vaccinations? their parents are taking the risk and the ones that didn’t choose are getting the consequences

obviously, it says it there

US gets the lifetime achievement trophy for sure

that was a given, since he had all the nominations

moved to Firefox due to chrome enshittification, and now this, it’s like a nightmare where you can run but not hide

i remember hearing this joke on a tv show from the 1970s

it’s the same, but Michael Jackson moonwalks forward