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expatriado@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I'm sorry... the last place I want a surprise is while using the toilet...English0·2 days agoand cure your hiccups at the same time
expatriado@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What's the equivalent of rose coloured glasses for always seeing something in a negative perspective?0·2 days agoin photography when a flash light has too much green cast, we put a color correction pink gel filter on it, in that way pink and green are opposite
i started reading with open mind, by second paragraph the troll smell started hitting my nostrils
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Also, your credit score drops if you pay all your debts18·2 days agojust paid all credit cards to zero, FICO 8 went up 16 point, FICO 9 went down 15 points 🤷
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files'English0·3 days agowasn’t sure if any of his victims were minors, so i look it up, and yes, four of them were ages 14-17
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files'English0·3 days agohe’s mad wasn’t invited to those parties and had to get his own victims
expatriado@lemmy.worldto AssholeDesign@lemmy.world•Want to clean/replace air filter? Remove engine.English9·3 days agohad an issue with Japanese design 2 weekends ago, sister asked me to replace the oil pan of the Honda CRV, i said ok no problem, after working for 90 minutes realized removing the subframe was required
makes sense, got to get it out of the system before you call
they are always in my mind
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Only 32% of Catholic priests say that it's important to try and convince others to accept their religion. Evangelical pastors are at 82%.21·8 days agomost salesman want more customers
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews”English0·9 days ago“Grok is now ready” - Musk
expatriado@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Rose's 25th Birthday was April 15th. Explains everything18·11 days agoor she showed him a fake ID
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•The filters in my Corsi-Rosenthal Box look after 30 days of continuous use...11·12 days agoi have the same duct tape
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Funny@sh.itjust.works•In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"5·12 days agothose are for “restaurants”
expatriado@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Idaho bans ‘Everyone Is Welcome Here’ classroom signs, calling them ideologicalEnglish0·12 days agono need to go, unless you’re a potato truck driver
i do both for good measure
all that jazz for a protein supplement?