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Manucode@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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Manucode@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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Katie Miller, the wife of longtime Trump adviser Stephen Miller, launched her own podcast recently and revealed details about her husband's limited condiment palate during an interview with Vice President JD Vance, describing him as "only a mayonnaise guy."
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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    That Uncle Fester souless dead looking evil motherfucker is married!?

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. And surprise surprise, she’s a horrible person too. Shirtbirds of a feather flick together.

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      He is getting cucked by Elon Musk, if that makes you feel better.

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        Makes me feel kinda nauseous to be honest

    • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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      I get what you mean, but also Uncle Fester was a sweet and kind man.

      With Miller the book can by judged by its cover.

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That slimy skinsuit with mayo as cake makeup is a “cover” like a moustache on a stick is a masquerade costume.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    That’s some white bread shit right there

    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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      No crust for the strong man, he hates the crusts

      • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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        Mommy always cut them off for him. Now, the wife must do the same.

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          That, plus the crusts are brown, and we all know how wish.com Goebbels feels about brown.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

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      Funny you’d assume she wants that. I assume they have a political marriage. He can point to his non-white wife as “evidence” he’s not racist, and she can use his influence to kickstart her media career, and neither of them have any real affection for each other.

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        I thought she ran off to be in Elmo’s pussy garage.

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Ketchup is too spicy for them

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      too dark

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        probably only bell pepper.

  • ApeNo1@lemmy.world
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    Well he obviously can’t have Aioli as garlic repels vampires.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Eyoooooo!

  • HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world
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    I’m surprised mayo isn’t too spicy for him.

    • Kay Ohtie@pawb.social
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      I’m surprised it’s white enough.

      • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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        White eggs from white chicken emulsified in rapeseed oil is his recipe.

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        I’m surprised his bitter wife is internet savvy enough to drop this reference.

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    VANCE: […] I had a buddy who used to eat French fries with mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.

    Vance further confirmed to have no taste

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      jd would puke himself inside out if he went to germany

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        he would just be puking out couch stuffing.

      • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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        We can only hope

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Jules wasn’t a fan either

  • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ken Griffin’s kindred spirit.

    • Balaquina@lemmy.ca
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      But how well can she take a flying bed post to the head?

      • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        So uncivilized, not unlike Chicago.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        by distracting him with his dyed on hair on his bald scalp.

  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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    As if I needed additional reasons to hate this man.

  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de
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    “My must-watch interview with Vice President @JDVance:”

    The interview: “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

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    She’s kinda hot for the bald racist type no?

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      She’s just as evil as he is, so it’s only a matter of time before that catches up to her too. (Miller’s only 39, iirc).

      • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Miller’s only 39, iirc

        Holy fuck, looks like hate really ages one out.

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          he looks older, Also the fact the he once dyed his scalp to look younger.

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            I heard about asshole bleaching, to make it look nicer, but looks like it doesn’t work here.

            • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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              it was actually hilarious, theres a picture of him with his DYED scalp.

        • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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          And just like kissinger, he’ll live to 100. My only hope is he spends it in prison

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    Damn, that’s crazy.

    Release the Epstein Files.

    • BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca
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      But if I was a pedo and my name was in those files… I wouldn’t want to release them either.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        “it hurts alot of people”-trump

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      damn that's crazy. where are the Epstein files

      • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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        • pyre@lemmy.world
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          yeah, you too, cunt

          • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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            Me too what blue MAGA cunt?
            Offended? Or do you support pedo’s if they’re from your fascist lite side?
            Tell me, do you like little girls or little boys sick fuck?

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              i meant Clinton too, you absolute dingus

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      I have never heard of the Epstein files but I sure hope they release the Trump/Epstein files soon.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        ghislaine has been on work release, perhaps people should talk to her.

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          Harder to murder her in jail. Random muggings-turn-murder happen all the time in the streets, especially in blue cities, according to convicted liars and sex criminals.

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    Does he just only eat foods that are white?

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      You are what you eat, I guess.

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        Rip the wife then

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    I bet he fucking GAGS for Cheeto dust

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      he huffs and snort it, while hotboxing it.

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    Laxies,.you can better then this, why you want to partner up with some horrbile asshole ?

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