TachyonTele

Needs to be on a skateboard to be lore accurate

That’s crazy, it shows my password, ICEhunter2
What do you see?

Is the entire generation standing behind trump? What are the numbers on that tidbit you’re going off from?

He said he owns 7 cars. Who knows why he didn’t use a different car to do this.

Edit. Also, at the end the cop says he was going to let him park the car with no tickets served. He was absolutely not going to do that at the time. He wanted to tow the car.

That was Apple

I think you should leave it up to a vote on which name you change it to.

I vote for Amy.

Her real name huh
What’s her secret identity name?

Having your birthday in your name field is kind of sweet of her

It’s a big family

Everyone is misunderstanding what’s going on here. Mom is obviously so chill with aliens that not only does she not recognize this particular alien, but she’s concerned her son went somewhere she doesn’t know about with that unfamiliar alien. He needs to call her so he can tell her.

“sweet, an interesting but very boring two hour long video too immediately fall asleep to!”

2:35 AM:
Ugggh

That’s a good thing. Means he never got rid of her as a contact, kept her since the first time they exchanged numbers!

I don’t think I’ve ever updated anyone’s name in my contacts lol My married friends are all still thier OG names.

Oh man, wait till the Lamp Gang sees this one!

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The ES merchants do have specific categories of items theyll only trade in. If “food” and “weapons” are thier categories then yeah they’ll do that.

Cats are a great way to practice keeping boundaries lol

This belongs in something like c/evilpeople more than nottheonion

That’s very cute

YTA

Real talk. I love when my cat “walks the parameter” around the bed a few times, which includes stepping on me whenever possible, and then lays down at the corner facing the door to protect us.

Edit: I’m leaving it.