“I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
Cocaine Bear: “You Are Terminated” 💀🔫🤖
I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE
“Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!”
My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
Pedant.
Ackshully
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
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I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.
Mine replaces “ai” with “bs”, “large language model” with “slop generator”, for example.
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
coc(AI)ne
