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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    “I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”

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    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

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    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.

      • bnrnrtbgd@sh.itjust.works
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        Pedant.

        • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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          Ackshully

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      Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?

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    “Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”

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    It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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      generative cocaine 😂

  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
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    « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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      That’s how they get ya.

  • Stop Forgetting It@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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      I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!

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        Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”

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      Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.

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    “I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”

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    All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

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    There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.

    Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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      No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!

      Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!

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      I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.

      Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?

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      there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.

      Mine replaces “ai” with “bs”, “large language model” with “slop generator”, for example.

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    I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE

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    My feed is now full of cocaine slop.

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    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…AI.

    I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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      I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.

      When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.

      Problem is that’s all the song I’ve got, and nowadays you’d be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.

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      So sit back and relax
      Enjoy your ai cat

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    coc(AI)ne

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