“I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”
I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
“I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”
My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
Pedant.
Ackshully
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
Cocaine Bear: “You Are Terminated” 💀🔫🤖
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that’s all the song I’ve got, and nowadays you’d be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
So sit back and relax
Enjoy your ai cat
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
They’re gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
