(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
I wondered too and bravely ventured onto the dailymail website when the comments left me hanging. Your hunch was right, the only this i can add is that he walked out
seemingly unaware that they were not matching pairs
There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.
Maybe this guy is playing a long game.
A righteous man, I see.
LOL
He’s too far into the far-right spectrum!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything!If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
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He seems like an all right guy
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
I’m just saying, renaming your store to “53 Shoes” after this would be really funny.
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
These shoes will claim they’re victims of a crime and they’re right!
To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.
