BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square42linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything!
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoHe seems like an all right guy
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-222 days agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoI dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything!
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He seems like an all right guy
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.