Probably should add 3 hurricane clips, because it’s florida.

If the fetus is allowed to own a gun, it should count.

“Strap it to my new plane.”

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

….will there be a new one every 5 minutes?

I’m fairly sure if something dangerous is shot at you, dodging like Neo in the matrix is a normal response, even if you’re confident of shooting it down.

Because what if you don’t?

If you enjoyed cocaine bear, you’ll love meth panda, coming this fall.

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete?

Wouldn’t you say I’m the girl, the girl who has everything?

I’ve got russian subs and helicopters. Bridges parts and train cars a plenty.

Russian surface ship? Over twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want mooooore.

I want to go where the yankees are

See them take fire and start dodging, juking

Losing their planes to those… what do you call them?

Oh yeah…. Anser Alwah Houthis.

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

Keming looks fine to me.

I have two smaller businesses, and I’ve both laid off due to expected decrease in business and bought supplies ahead due to expected shortages.

You’re good putting together that you wouldn’t build a factory right now because uncertainty doesn’t let you predict returns. Not only can you not predict the next president and their tariff policy, I wouldn’t say you can predict trump’s actions tomorrow. I heard an interview John Bolton did today, and he said something along the lines that “trump doesn’t think, he reacts.” Tariffs could be zero or 500% next month or next year or tomorrow. The safe move is to wait and see - and while everyone waits and sees, only small-scale production will start, definitely not enough to sustain demand.

Honestly, if I had the money to build a factory right now, I’d park it and wait to buy one from a company that fails in all this. It would save so much money.

Or, and I am just throwing out ideas, what about british football fans and vuvuzelas?

Yep, I write them when I have time.

And that could be a real trump quote, admit it. :)

The best part of writing trump quotes is hearing him say them in your head.

Assuming I’m snapped back to the same part of the earth, climate-wise that’s ideal in the US PNW coming out of spring. Plenty of berries and food to forage, and I’ll probably impress the natives with my watch and well made clothes. I can probably get the native tribes to metals, and gain acceptance with my magic hand tool that will briefly shine light at night for a few weeks. I don’t know offhand where copper would be, but I know gold is in the streams, and I know how to placer mine, so I can get some electricity going with that and magnetized rocks from lava flows.

I think first contact would be the key.

I assume he is wearing two suits under that one.

Self dining only one year away.

“Let them ride bike.”

It takes balls to smile like that.