Yeah, being an adult is recognizing that Obama was a great President, but he did not deserve that Peace Prize.

He also finishes things, which must really piss ol’ George off.

I felt like picasso did a rough sketch and his kid drew crayon all over it and tried to sell it as his own art.

Self Dining only months away.

Wifi signal must be incredible.

Nothing stops him from shaking down the people who pay after, either. It mocks the current practice of paying to make nice with him.

What if life give you Climate Change?

Give this man a Simiril.

I had to say 6 months to keep it satire!

It’s not a magazine, it’s a Lemmy instance. Get those gains!

They are our best defense against the sunk russian ships.

Nice, I was hoping someone would get that!

Yes, read my post history. These are one of the secrets wonders of Lemmy.

I use he/him, not they.

I kinda felt dirty writing this one, especially if he ends up doing it.

Yes, but a rabbi can be in government. The religious title was added to increase the hypocrisy of the statement.

No, he was attached to the worg.

I also said “list of mistresses of legal age,” not “list of mistresses.”

They’re a Lemmy original!

I’ll admit this one was unfair today, but I write when I think of them.