Mayor Poopington

HP will somehow make something worse than windows

That’s why I like Levis pants. Lots of different fit options

You could have told me this picture was from 1980 and I wouldn’t have known better

Anyone close to Dom Toretto

This government has shown already they don’t care what the constitution says

What, no General Atomics?

The first stormtrooper to ever hit the broadside of a barn

The point is I can’t even get a known scammer to talk to me :(

I’m picturing some 20 yo shithead flying a private jet to the bay area, turning on a garden spigot and announcing “We saved LA!”

The Caesar salad was named after Julius Caesar, by about 2000 years

yes

I guess nuking Japan is woke now

Grunts and scratches mostly, same as any other person

I don’t know any human editors, unfortunately. If you’d like, I can get you in touch with a couple of gorilla editors.

It’s way too p2w

National Institute of Standards and Technology probably. Seriously, you can get NIST peanut butter. It’s stupidly expensive, but it is the industry standard of what peanut butter should be. I’m sure they have a definition for a ham sandwich.