• aberrate_junior_beatnik (he/him)@midwest.social
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    27 days ago

    Maybe I should just be less cynical, but this headline doesn’t make me think “this is satire.” It makes me think “yep, par for the course for republicans.” This is basically what they’ve been promising to do for decades. It’s one step away from a headline like “Republicans cut taxes for the wealthy.”

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      27 days ago

      This headline is misleading. But it supports our side, so we’ll let it stand. It’s OK when we do it.

      • MtMcK@lemm.ee
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        27 days ago

        Except, it’s not misleading… the Trump administration has explicitly said they are rolling back regulations that limit the amounts of heavy metals and chemicals that factories are allowed to pump into the atmosphere - the headline is about as accurate and straight to the point as it could be.

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          27 days ago

          Rolling back restrictions is not the same thing as putting the pollutants in the air. Come on, you guys are more mature than this. I know you are.

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            27 days ago

            If you hand a gun to a known mass murderer, you have no culpability, makes sense.

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              27 days ago

              Did I imply Trump has no culpability for increased pollution by relaxing standards? The link is obvious. The headline is still misleading.

              When California released inmates early due to overcrowding in jails, should the headline have read “Newsom Admin rapes, shoots innocent citizens?”

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                27 days ago

                Nobody reads this headline and thinks Trump is personally going to wheel out his mercury machine and start cranking it.

                The headline could definitely read “Newsom admin to put more rapists and murderers on our streets”, which I think would be equivalent.

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      27 days ago

      The mercury is to block alien mind control signals. The toxins are to devalue the planet so invaders don’t come and take our precious fluids.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        27 days ago

        I keep thinking about Ancient Aliens and how one of the theories was that Nazis in WW2 were experimenting with electrified mercury in a gyroscope and how this generates anti-gravity.

        You know how much the right loves both conspiracy theories and Nazis.

  • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    27 days ago

    They’re already filling the air with more bullshit by the day, why not add other noxious substances to the mix too?

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    27 days ago

    The good news is one day the earth will heal, new ecosystems and species will exist and will go on for a long time. Humans will be forgotten