I want pocket dimension

What beef did they have with polygamy?

A keyboard without a numpad is like a cock without a foreskin.

Stupid as fuck, but some people don’t know any better

“Record scratch sound effect”

I remember my old car stereo that would run mp3 files off of a CD, shit was so tight! Didn’t need to transcribe the music as audio tracks so you could fit so much more Linkin Park tracks on a CD than ever before, god those were the days

Farts unhappily

I just want to give him back scritches. I bet his stripes feel different than the non-stripes. I bet he could gnaw on my arm a bit too

Ship of Theseus am I right

Queue the free pager explosions in five, four, three, two

You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake

I’d like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I’d call it the Badger Blast

What a pile of fuck, not a decent person at that company to deep-six the data before they left

You should put your skeleton inside of a robot so you can live on after death

I still haven’t gotten around to playing the system shock 1 remake, been too busy waiting for Rise of the Triad updates

All generations are made up

Zhuge Liang was champ. If you don’t believe me, read Journey to the West

64kb should be enough for anyone

It’s only so to those whom have been conditioned to believe so

Lol land of the free

Is that like Minecraft character?