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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago

Anon visits a guy's house

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Anon visits a guy's house

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago
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  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    Fake: OP outside their house

    Gay: spending time with a man

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      Is spending time with a man gay if anon is a girl?

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        Did I stutter?

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        anon is a girl

        definitely gay

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    • me, an icecube
    • finally, it’s my day to shine
    • someone finally takes me out of the fridge
    • clumsy mofo drops me, I’m spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
    • when i think it can’t be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
    • fml
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      • me, an ice cube
      • ugh, no I don’t want to leave the freezer
      • oh no! He’s picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
      • you know what? I’ll jump out of his hands! He’ll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
      • what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
      • fml
  • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world
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    My brother-in-law did this at my house the other day! My jaw almost hit the floor watching him try to kick that shit under the fridge. He did it in front of his son too. They didn’t seee behind them, so I bent over and picked up the cubes and told them we don’t do that in this house. I told my wife and she told her sister, they were both surprised. I had no idea people did this. Just pick them up and toss them in the sink.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporation

      • NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It doesn’t work if you don’t pre-print this out.

        • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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          Can I just print the link too? How does it work out?

          • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            Make it an QR code

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      Rinse the ice and then keep using it. It’s literally pristine again.

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        you are joking, but lately i’ve been seeing reusable ice cubes made of a plastic cube with water inside…

        just… eww

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          I’m actually not joking, if you rinse an ice cube. Superficial ice immediately melts and is rinsed away. You could have dipped it in engine oil and it would be immediately pure ice after rinsing.

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            My ice cubes are small enough that rinsing them would waste more water than just tossing the very few that fall. I toss em in the sink.

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          I have metal versions. I don’t really use em, but they’re for stuff like alcoholic drinks or whiskey on ice but for if you don’t want it to get watered down, just cold. I have two that look like metal golf balls and 6 that are small cubes,and they generally just sit somewhere atm.

          I’ve used em to cool booze before, but I haven’t drank any high percentage alcohol in a while.

          • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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            Don’t put ice in your whisky. It’s supposed to be enjoyed at room temperature optionally with a splash of water. If you chill it the aromatic flavours are muted and it tastes bland.

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          It’s generally not just water inside

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            maybe some antibacterial agent but they can’t straight up put car coolant or it would kill people if accidentally ingested

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              Propylene glycol/water mix would be my guess; they noticeably don’t crystalize the same way pure water does

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      My cats like to lick ice cubes so I’ll leave them for them to lick across the floor lol

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      told my wife and she told her sister

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.

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      that’s how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.

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        That’s true. Under the fridge with ye!

      • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works
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        socks? and where are the slippers? or do you keep your fridge in the living room?

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      Or just throwing them in the sink? Y’all crazy.

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        They’re on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don’t think even Messi could kick them up there.

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      This is my cats job. If he hears an ice cube fall he will run in, find it, and start batting it around the floor. Within seconds it’s under the fridge.

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      sock murderer

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    Maybe it’s because I’ve mainly lived in temperate climates but this seems like a great way to get a lot of mold under your fridge.

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    girls are so annoying i am constantly wikipedia printout page

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      I keep at least twenty printed articles in several drawers throughout my house to preemptively head-off any and all arguments that may arise from situations that may arise contextually from events that could take place in that room.

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        why are girls like this its crazy i swear to god

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    wikipedia.org/wiki/mould

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      Counter-print-out-a-wikipedia-page

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        The battle of the ages

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          The battle of the pages

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            ohh, nice

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      It’ll evaporate in less than 24 hours. Not enough time for mould to develop. If I drop ice cube, I allow my cat to play with it without cleaning it up.

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        [citation needed]

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          wikipedia.org/wiki/evaporation

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          All water evaporates within 24 hours. That’s why moisture isn’t an issue.

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      wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorption

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        wikipedia.org/wiki/Moisture_expansion

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        wikipedia.org/wiki/Adsorption

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          oh, and wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorption

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            I’d be remiss if I didn’t wikipedia.org/wiki/Desorption

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper#Environmental_impact

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    Fictictous and Homosexual, anon is trying to scare off the girl.

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    He is correct

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      Next look up the wiki pages for mildew and mold.

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        If it happens often enough to be worried about mold you probably have worse issues than that

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          If your default response to things on the floor is to kick them out of sight, then you probably have those worse issues.

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        I don’t bother with such peasantry. My servants handle that.

        I don’t have servants

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    I do this occasionally, but I live in Arizona.

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      Ah, then you’re nurturing the community of scorpions and centipedes. Best to do that so they don’t start an uprising.

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        Well that, and the air is really dry so water evaporates quickly.

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          My less cheeky advice for not doing it, is that it’s also very dusty there, and leaving water pooled on the floor anywhere basically just makes thin layers of dust/skin concrete that build up over time, it will be a gross pain to clean someday and will provide a nice little starter-ecosystem that holds moisture better.

          It’s all fun and games until you see your first monster scuttle out from under there during a monsoon season.

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    This is a power move ngl

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    Professional chefs are far worse.

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      You would think they would be infinitely better than this.

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        They can afford to pay someone to clean up their messes

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    Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge

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    Doesn’t your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

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      My butler takes care of it.

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        All houses/apartments have underfloor heating in at least the entryway and the bathroom and the vast majority also have it in the kitchen. I even lived in a place that had it through the whole flat. I’m poor as shit, so I just assumed it was commonplace everywhere.

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          I’ve lived in one apartment that had underfloor heating and it was like a very expensive massive 4 bedroom one.

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            I mean on reflection its probably more common where I live because its wet and cold.

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          Never had this anywhere. The floor is always the coldest part of the house.

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    Printer in the drawer that bad a thing?

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