I’m not saying some completely different bird laid an egg that contained a chicken. The change may be gradual, but the mutations still happen in the eggs. The first chicken or chickens were hatched, not transformed by radioactive goo.

That’s not how evolution works. The chicken egg did come before the chicken, because that’s where mutations occur.

Uh…it’s not at all. In fact it’s definitely one of the healthier lunch options out there.

No, it’s the ports on phones that are proof of concept, constantly getting full of dust or just stop working correctly. I’ll take a wireless charger, thanks.

I get it, because Luigi jumps really high and then gets nailed by a Birdo egg.

The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

If it knows it’s about to crash, then why not just brake?

The egg came first, because evolution.

Me neither, Metal Gear V was trash.

Self later explained himself in a post on X, formerly Twitter, saying that “It is the policy of the United States to recognize two sexes, male and female,”

…and she identifies as female, not an attack helicopter, you dimwit.

Laziness? They put the cart where it’s supposed to go. How is that laziness?

Who wrote this?? Nobody says “penultimate”!

Edit: yeah, sorry, this was just a line from a TV show. It was stupid.

One more vote with OP. That Atari is a nice looking machine.