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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

UM EXCUSE THE FUCK ME

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UM EXCUSE THE FUCK ME

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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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      Fantastic gif choice. Penn has a quote saying “I rape all I want. The amount I want to rape is zero.”

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    From potential second date to permanent restraining order in light speed.

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    The brain doesn’t work right.

    To put rape into their deck of cards to play.

    To casually tell your potential victim that they are in imminent danger of being raped by them.

    I’ve gone past disgusted to dumbfounded. I have to assume this was faked as an outrage joke, for self-defense.

    Edit: changed “were in imminent danger” to “are” because you can never be safe around someone who “reasoned” themselves into raping someone.

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      I’d join you in believing that but I’ve met people who genuinely think like the above interaction

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    This guy wins the Michelin Prize for Sharpest Turn in History.

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      His red flags are the reddest

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    Jfc

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      RIGHT?!

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      What does JFC mean?

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        Jeremy Fookin’ Clarkson, thats what.

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        Jentucky Fucking Christ

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          Finally some recognition for Jentucky, pride of the Midjest.

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        John Fitzgerald Cennedy

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        Jesus fucking Christ

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        Jersey Fried Chicken

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        Jacking (my) Fucking Car

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        Jayzus fecking chroist!

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    nononono this must be fake

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    Bruh, as a guy who hasn’t had sex yet, if you feel like you really need to have sex, what is so wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

    I’ve thought about it before, it’s also legal here so yeah. But I’ve realised that I’m not mainly looking for sex, I’m mainly looking for emotional connection.

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      Literally nothing wrong with it as far as I’m concerned. I mean… I lost my virginity at a bathhouse to 30+ men so I’m not exactly the foremost expert on how to best lose your virginity but I mean… Practice makes perfect right? Anxiety is a real thing. I get it.

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        the world will never hear the farts you could have made.

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          Oh I can still rip ass, trust me. Kegels do a lot.

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            Yeah but I think he was grieving the lost farts from your arse…

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        h-huh? If you feel comfortable, please elaborate because I am so curious how something like that even happens. (It’s totally okay if you want to keep that private though)

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          Well, I got an invite to go to a bathhouse for an event. I went. There was a dark room with a sling. I got in it. Many men then proceeded to get inside of me. Much fun was had.

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            lol neat! My asexual ass could never, but I’m glad you had fun

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            I’m a lesbian and i am so jealous that we don’t have bathhouses

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      what is ao wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

      In most places, the law. Not that I agree with it, but that is the law and most people don’t want to risk prison.

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        But tbf, if the choice is “risk prison for hooker” and “risk prison for goddamn rape” I think the choice is clear.

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          at the same time, I wouldn’t redirect a potential rapist to a sexworker. Shit can go incredibly wrong for her, even if he ends up paying.

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            Fair, but that was the choice that was set up in the parent comment, risking prison was already a foregone conclusion.

            (And the real answer to the parent comment is “because it’s about control, not sex” but still)

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              True that.

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        Yes, that is true, that is why I added the disclaimer that it is legal here

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      I’ve thought about doing this but then realized I have no idea where to find a prostitute. And being inexperienced I’d be afraid I’d get busted by the cops.

      It’s the same reason I didn’t smoke weed until it was legal.

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    That guy needs to be investigated. Like, to be that honest about raping someone and talk about it like it’s no big deal, he’s got to have done it before at least once.

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    There’s an alternate universe where he wasn’t honest with her for a second.

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    Haha bye 👋

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    Haha damn I laughed out loud.

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