spicy pancake

I spent hours one afternoon as a kid trying to figure it out. After a few hours my right (dominant) hand was completely wrecked, but I was so frustrated I just switched to the left hand and kept trying. Eventually I got a passable snapping sound and ran to my mom sobbing with joy to demonstrate the saddest sounding snap. She noticed my hands were shaking and made me sit down and hold them on ice packs, lol.

I’m 29 now and still can’t snap with my dominant hand for shit but my left hand snap sounds decent.

they figure out how to federate with usenet and we’ll have a nerd apocalypse

those are awesome and they definitely count as programming socks 11/10

what about striped ankle socks 😂

ok but have you tried the long socks? they’re comfortable. also you can get manly hockey player style ones

…is she single?

it’s the 90s grunge spelling

I had a cheap programmable multicolor LED lightbulb that used this technology but worse, as it used audible chirping produced by an app. The beeps were earsplittingly high pitched and had to be played LOUDLY to work.

Occasionally the bulb sensor would hear god knows what noise from outside (nothing in that neighborhood sounded even remotely like the app’s digital harpy screeches) and SUDDENLY ACTIVATE ITS PARTY STROBE LIGHT MODE.

I let my roommate keep it when I moved out.

i’ve simultaneously feel like an idiot baby and a cranky old woman since i was 14 please tell me it gets better

an absolute shit ton of it is sun exposure and stress (with a healthy helping of genetics nobody has any control over cuz fuck u lol)

ok but prove to me it didn’t originally look like that

some religious iconry is very flamboyant

i’d be down with a Harley-Quinn-ified Scooby Doo where the villains are low key actually antiheroes and our yeti costume friend here is trying to scare people off the ski resort to like protect the tundra wildlife and shit

i know what this is from my gen X friends explaining it but was still a bad child lol

duh, we all use grub2 obvs

“Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?”

the class:

nope, if that porn is on the internet those are MEN and that porn is GAY 🌈

Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

can’t wait to go back to having to turn all drinking water into light beer because it’s the only way to purify it