• Furbag@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    He doesn’t want you to take medical advice from him, but he does want to dictate what kind of medical advice your actual doctor is legally allowed to give you.

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      22 days ago

      I dunno, he’s prob the go-to guy for techniques about chainsawing the head off a dead whale

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        22 days ago

        I’m actually that kinda guy. It would never occur to me that chainsawing the head of a whale corpse I found on the beach would be a no-no. It’s already dead! Not like I killed it. I’m also dumb enough to keep bird feathers I find. Yeah. That could be a problem given the wrong cop.

        “SWEET! Giant skull! I’m hanging that shit at camp! (After the ants do their thing.)”

        I really do hang skulls I find on the shed door. Got a deer, a small mammal with pointy canines, a box turtle and pieces of something the raptors left (rabbit?). One time the local dogs dropped a deer skull on my tent. Coughed loudly and scared hell out of 'em.

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          22 days ago

          I’ve always loved collecting animal bones, feathers, and sometimes skins that are in reasonably good condition.

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    22 days ago

    I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me

    Right… so why did you take the position of Secretary of Health, again?

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    22 days ago

    What people are missing from the article and headline is that he had vaccinated his children when they were little and the question was whether he would vaccinate his children if they were young today. That’s the question he sidestepped. Yes, I bet he would is the reason for the sidestep. He’s a con man too.

    Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday sidestepped a question about vaccines and whether he would choose to vaccinate his children today against a number of diseases, saying, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.”

  • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Maybe the brain worms will save us after all… I was so confused about the brainworms, and finally I read an article that said that he licked His hand after sticking it in a dead deer’s mouth and got brain worms.

    Not the type of guy I’d take advice on anything from… Well, that’s not true. Maybe were to o score some…Nose beers.

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      22 days ago

      I honestly don’t know if the absurdity in your message is absurdist humor, or absurdist factual reality.

      Life isn’t fun when you’re living in the world of an article from The Onion.