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“This is my pen, there are many like it but this one is mine. My pen is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.”

They’re made for an American audience, who are generally afraid of non-English languages

I’m sure proper malware analysts have dedicated non-virtual machines they can just format between tests.

I’m always worried about cutting my tongue on the shells, though that worry mainly surfaces when eating sushi. They can be sharp, and the tongue does not seem like a fun place for a paper cut.

I mean, would it work as protein powder?

Mix equal parts gasoline and diesel, add styrofoam until you get a thick sticky liquid, then bottle in glass bottles. Tie a length of fabric around the neck of the bottle (do NOT stuff it into the opening of the bottle)

That’s where the term punch card comes from

Computers have been dumbed down and simplified for the masses. When I was a kid a computer did not cooperate until you raised your voice.

Reminds me of how companies like Coca-Cola would order mass “studies” to prove that sugar is in fact healthy.

This is what capitalism gets you. You don’t get leaders who get where they are thanks to their hard work or that they’re better at what they do than others, you get entitled shitheads who never work a day in their lives and get everything handed to them, with zero work ethics and zero knowledge of how to do anything.

I remember some article about SpaceX a while ago, where an engineer says that the work day grinds to a halt whenever Musk arrives at the factory because he wants them to work in a very specific way that isn’t actually conducive to being a rocket manufacturer, but which he thinks is how rocket manufacturers operate.

Okay, but imagine this: 10 years from now all billionaires suddenly withdraw to their own doomsday bunkers, sealing themselves in and disappearing forever, leaving the rest of us alone.

The only reason Elon would help others would be so he had a continuing crowd of sycophants to dote on him.

Americans be like “I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain’t even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit’ ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o’ Mountain Dew.”

In FromSoft games it’s the complete opposite.

If I was in charge of a country’s military I would not buy hardware from the US. How can I be sure they haven’t loaded it with some sort of backdoor that disables it if it’s used against the US?

At least they’re paying for them now, in a way

Yeah, I hope every American here realizes that the lunatics behind Jan 6 are more effective protesters than they are.

Because the Americans don’t know how to protest.

To a Frenchman a protest is storming and taking control of the representation of authority in the country.

To a Greek a protest is filling the streets of many cities throughout the countries with hundreds of thousands of people.

To an American a protest involves standing in a square by the few hundreds, holding signs with semi-sarcastic or passive aggressive messages written on them.

Japan has been living in the year 2000 since 1980.