• KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Trump announces a new King’s decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.

  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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    Alcatraz was a ridiculously expensive prison. That is why it closed down. Meanwhile as a museum it is actually generating millions of dollars every year in revenue.

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    The good thing about this is that everyone who saw the rock movie knows the timing for the boiler room doors so they can easily escape

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      2 days ago

      Yes, the whole democratic party and voters were flim flammed by a brainless person.

      Not scoring many points in there chief. Just makes the Dems look even worse

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        2 days ago

        “Haha, you Dems stepped in shit”, says the Magat wearing shit warpaint.

      • Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world
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        European here. It makes all of you look worse but from what I’ve seen so far only the orange asshat and his cult have brought this much chaos worldwide.

        Bring back boring, boring is good. Otherwise you’re speedrunning the president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho timeline

    • Jhex@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      which is not based on real events but dumnald is so stupid he cannot tell the difference

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    3 days ago

    He didn’t announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.

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    3 days ago

    Consider how stupid Donald Trump is, then consider how stupid one would have to be to vote for him, then consider that those people are all around you, all the time.

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      2 days ago

      Don’t do that. Consider how intelligent and belligerent all humans you interacted with are. Consider the few rotten eggs. Consider that they are lost and need guidance. Stop being an asshole if you don’t want to be subjected to asshole. The golden rule and karma are concepts that arise naturally as an objective truth that we collectively don’t understand yet can easily observe in personal trials everywhere