Thursday is no good for me, planning on having my bros over for a no homo circle fuck and foot rub party. Can’t do that without Bud light, obviously

Like bear arms?

Literally what the founders wanted.

It’s just shitposting but defense themed

Women who use it while pregnant have babies that are already chemically dependant on it.

“Flat earther proves the earth is round.”

She’s watching a clip of GTA5 that takes place in a strip club.

This was a BuzzFeed video, Claudia Restrepo was a writer for Oscar Hates Sexism, and the video was something like “feminists play grand theft Auto”

The scenes were specifically chosen to illicit a reaction. I can’t find the original video but from what I recall, were some of the worst in the game.

Is such depressing cynicism fun for you?

He was making fun of a light grammatical error in your post.

You said ‘I’d rather rebuild the engine then buy a new car’

What you meant was ‘I’d rather rebuild the engine than buy a new car.’

It’s very surreal seeing a screen cap that could have been taken from your phone, but definitely wasn’t.

I sent her my prized collection of shoelaces.

Tell me you’re an asshole without telling me you’re an asshole.

Guy who dissolved America’s Bank on the 20. Guy who started it on the 10.

Guy who won a lot of duels on the 20. Guy who died in one on the 10.

Guy who started the New York manumission society and went on to trade slaves for his father in law on the ten, guy who did an unconstitutional and judicially rejected genocide on the 20.

Supposedly the smaller notes are the higher honor but the way the US works I’m not sure that’s true.