• PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
    5·
    3 months ago

    I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.

    “Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
        1·
        3 months ago

        The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.

        Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!

          • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
            0·
            3 months ago

            Weaponisation of fecal fairies can lead to aftermaths of unprecedented destruction on all sides leaving the whole plane of existence a shitty mess.

            But, in the interest of exactness, yes, you can def do that, just ask directly. Usually the convo would go something like “Hey, can you pay a special visit to that guy?” - “Why?” - “Why not?” - “Good point, I’m on it!”

              • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
                0·
                3 months ago

                There will always be shitty humans asking shitty fairies to additionally enshittify the already pretty shitty world just to shit on someones day a bit more.

                Humans have been great at fighting shit with additional shit, and then wonder tirelessly where all the shit came from.
                And it’s from the shit-fairies!!!

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zipEnglish
    1·
    3 months ago

    Did it have a flared end?

    If yes:

    It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.

    or

    He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.

    If no:

    Butt plug goblins.

    They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.

    • answersplease77@lemmy.world
      0·
      3 months ago

      some alien intern tought they forgot their probe in Anon, then when they got to their ship their boss was like “no that’s not for us”

        • naeap@sopuli.xyz
          0·
          3 months ago

          I’m having the perfect T-shirt for him

          Btw: I couldn’t upload the picture to Lemmy directly, as it’s probably too large for my instance limits. But I’m not sure which image sharing platform is still ok to use (after imgur) and I’m even more stuck in how to embed the linked image correctly in a comment, besides just linking to it.
          What’s the correct way to do this?

          Trying to embed the image:
          Butt magic

          • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldEnglish
            0·
            3 months ago

            catbox.moe might be an option.

            You might be better off learning to use an app or editing to crop and then swap old image formats to webp in order to get them much smaller. In Linux it usually happens automatically by just renaming the file from something like .jpg to .webp.

            I would have grabbed the image to post it as an example but the postimg host is a mess of a website I don’t let through my firewall (IIRC from the last time I tried). I don’t think they allow direct embedding either, thus the reason their website is such a convoluted mess of junk happening in the background.

            You could sign up on a Pixelfed instance, or self host if interested as that is part of the fediverse.

            The image embedding syntax on Lemmy is ![](image.URL.goes-here)

            • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedEnglish
              0·
              3 months ago

              changing the file extension shouldn’t do anything, especially on linux, maybe if you’re using a distro designed to do that. It will just pretend to be a different format, and if it works its pure chance, because file extensions don’t really do anything. I’ve had a lot of jpgs that weren’t actually jpegs and were actually pngs but they were listed as jpg for some reason, shit is just silly.

            • naeap@sopuli.xyz
              0·
              3 months ago

              Thanks, maybe it’s my client that’s limited.

              But, Ehm … Regarding the Linux part:
              Just renaming a file shouldn’t convert it to something else - at least Linux isn’t doing that, especially as it doesn’t cares that much about file suffixes.
              So what do you mean, that automatically converts it?
              If you rename something in the terminal, it just gets a different name (which includes the suffix), but that won’t change anything in the data

              What do I miss here?

              Thanks for the pixelfed hint, I just signed up while posting, to have an alternative in the future :⁠-⁠) And especially thanks for the Lemmy markdown formatting to embed an image!
              That one was the thing, I was looking for!

              Edit: and worked perfectly fine the embed the image from postimg - you just need to use the direct image link
              At least it shows fine in the comment on my side now

              • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldEnglish
                0·
                3 months ago

                Maybe I installed something or wrote a script that I forgot about (happens cause super sleep deprived from disability, broken neck and back), or maybe it is a fedora thing (I think it is this), but yeah, if I change the suffix it also changes the model file automatically. If it can’t do the change it will tack on the additional suffix. So like if I try to rename image.jpg to image.png, it just does it, but if I rename image.jpg to image.svg it will automatically rename to image.svg.jpg to let me know that it does not work.

                • naeap@sopuli.xyz
                  0·
                  3 months ago

                  Hm…ok, never heard of that - at least not without extra programs

                  Does that also work from the terminal or only inside your file browser?

                  Because, as said, Linux usually doesn’t care that much about suffixes, but much more about the file type in the file header.
                  At least that’s my experience and what I’ve read.

                  But thanks for the info.
                  Not sure, if I’d like to have it though or rather not ;⁠-⁠)

                  Edit: and out of interest, what happens, when you rename it to something “near” like an svg or pdf, or something completely different like a mp3 - or interesting would also be a video format, if you only get a single frame then
                  Thanks, I’ve never heard of that and would really like to know what does it and how it’s coping with things, that aren’t compatible - or are harder to convert