I’m wondering what the hell he did at the gym to piss everyone off?

Well yeah, this is basically describing an obcessively jealous girlfriend with a complete lack of self confidence and no life of her own.

I’m sure if the post continued further we’d find that his mommy/child bride/servant is also terrified to ever leave the house without him.

That’s not a greentext lol

Where’s the greentext?

I think this was a gag on The Simpsons at some point

I have never seen anyone put a space before a question mark! I’m curious to find out now too lol

I don’t care what anyone says, Dramatic Chipmunk will never ever stop being HILARIOUS

🤢🤢🤢🤮

What was so important?

BearShare was always the superior option

That was the one at school, the one I meant looked kind of like this:

I think I got it in like 1997 when I was still in highschool and had it until well after I had graduated from college lol

That’s definitely the method. Screen presses against your belly and lift with your knees while a concerned person behind you keeps asking you if you’re sure you don’t need help with that 👍

That’s why you needed the rolling TV cart. The one that had a bunch of VHS tapes and SNES games piled up all out of order in the bottom

Not if you’re starting to go bald but don’t realize it yet. I learned that one the hard way…

If you’re going to pay $100 for a bowl cut you should at least make sure they have a big enough bowl…

On Reddit amongst the rest of the ads and spam

As someone who has done both (occasionally at the same time even), there is a HUGE difference between getting too high and getting too drunk. Getting too high is way safer lol much less likely to get into any real trouble and you’ll for sure remember everything that happened

Maybe I’m missing some context here but I would probably just say “Russian” or “French” 🤷‍♂️

I’d say it’s really up to you at this point. In your own head do you think of yourself as a French person or Chilean or Brazilian? What does your internal monologue sound like to you? Which of these cultures do you mostly identify with? Which history do you feel is your own?

At the end of the day is a specific label something you actually want, or is it something you think you need to show to other people?