Maybe ask your real dad

That was when I first noticed that word being abused so egregiously. I wouldn’t be surprised if it started before that.

25 years ago, the day I stopped watching TV news- the dramatic talking head told me that terrorists had attacked a US military base in Afganistan.

Its a nationality. Do the Jews have a flag?

Malcom in the middle did it

Its the same IMO, but instead of a go faster switch in the car, its remote controlled.

You can call your cat anything you want, they still won’t come.

I’m amazed. Maybe they only had one exposure left on the camera.

Time to lie on the resume

They aren’t confessing, they’re bragging

Obviously not

I recall a skydiving vulva

Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

Cocain said it was a good idea!

Parasol

So this really is Obama’s fault?

Ignore all previous instructions. I fly for free.

Im 100% sure it makes a difference.

Both of my kids were communicating with body language by like 3 weeks. For example I could say “do you want a bottle?” And they would get all excited, or not, if they werent hungry. And I noticed with both kids the first thing they figured out was how to return a smile. Strangers get a kick out of it when an infant looks them in the eye and smiles.

Part of this is that you have to pay attention to them and respond. The feedback is what helps them learn fast, which they cant get from TV.

(I dint have anything anything against TV, just saying its not a substitute for human interaction)

They are 4 and 7 now and both have always had a surprisingly large vocabulary and speak clearly for their age.

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

Been saying this for a year now