Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

Been saying this for a year now

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Maybe try a language you both understand

Black bear stole the whole bag from my neighbors garage

That’s a lynching.

USA! USA!

Would it, tho?

There was a time when all memes were le text

Great way to paint yourself

slight breeze counters your defence

This is why laser targeting is a thing. Cant jam a laser beam.

Good!

Microwave it on its side.

Deflect, confuse.

She never skip leg day

Step 1- be attractive.

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

We dont want poors getting educated