“What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”
I’m not sure how satire outlets can write headlines anymore tbh.
“Trump’s new tax on the wealthy will help million of low income families”
That’s honestly the only Onion title I would fact check at this point.
Idiocracy, here we come.
Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.
Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?
musk’s MOM gave him a hallpass to excuse him from it. doubt he can fight an ANDROID like zuckerberg also knowing BJJ.
Biff Tannen has become president.
Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.
How much you want to wager, the “mainstream” media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?
I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it’s noy. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that’s not happening in real life.
Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.
But we did hire the smartest man in the world:
Elon Musk
/s
Office space is still a documentary right?
Fuckin A.
Been saying this for a year now
This is some hick-ass shit.
For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/
Of course it’s a distraction “panem et circenses” for the people! It’s so close to old Rome you might throw in a Roman salute here and there.
This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they’re tweaking parameters to study us?
Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He’s got all this power and he’s bringing in his bully friends and they’re doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.
And all the people who voted for him…
None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?
I think the mistake we (myself included) tend to make is assuming people have any intelligence on average.
Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.
Celebrity Deathmatch.
I’ll allow it!
…
This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.
Can we please stop getting sidetracked by “trump might eat green cheese 2026” please?
