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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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Trump said he wants the card to be held in front of more than 20,000 people as part of a celebration honoring America’s 250th birthday on July 4, 2026.
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  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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    9 days ago

    This is some hick-ass shit.

  • Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Rehabilitation!

  • John Richard@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    And in 2030 he’ll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

    • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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      I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

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        It wouldn’t surprise me if it happened next week.

    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      Plot twist, death is their only freedom

      • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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        9 days ago

        Didn’t Stephen King write a novela about that?

    • DrDickHandler@lemmy.world
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      They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

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        9 days ago

        Probably a MyPillow too

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

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    Can we please stop getting sidetracked by “trump might eat green cheese 2026” please?

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    …

  • Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they’re tweaking parameters to study us?

    Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He’s got all this power and he’s bringing in his bully friends and they’re doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.

    And all the people who voted for him…

    None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?

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      I think the mistake we (myself included) tend to make is assuming people have any intelligence on average.

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    “What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

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    Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.

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    Biff Tannen has become president.

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    Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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      Celebrity Deathmatch.

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        I’ll allow it!

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    Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?

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      musk’s MOM gave him a hallpass to excuse him from it. doubt he can fight an ANDROID like zuckerberg also knowing BJJ.

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    Idiocracy, here we come.

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    Based on Musk’s black eye, I would say that Trump’s White House has allready seen at least one fight

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