What a major click bait
in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
I personally have a theory that they are indeed supplying pill manufacturers with high quality presses.
Most high quality pills (not talking about contents) I have seen beeing confiscated in night clubs are branded with car or fashion brands.
So maybe they are targeting people when they have a high happy hormone output.
Like: woah that mitsubishi is making me feel soooo great and suff.
Oh god the new Tesla’s are so strong.
Sounds like something marketing departments would get off on.
It’s easier for drug manufacturers to appropriate brands than to come up with their own. Car and luxury brands are common, but so are other brands like Netflix, characters from comics, cartoons, video games, etc. The manufacturers need an easily recognizable and memorable design.
Check out this database for examples. https://www.drugsdata.org/
Even Netflix is in on it then. Its bigger than i thought
I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.
How did you think they actually got those boosters LIT?
This would actually make a lot of things start to make a lot more sense compared to any non cocaine related explanations. If it is real, it’s definitely not just Elon.
Kash Patel? Stephen Miller?
It can be one of three scenarios IMO:
A: Elon is being particularly dumb and actually produced and distributed drugs with his logo.
B: The Trump Regime created and planted these drugs to manufacture a reason to prosecute Elon.
C: Some drug distributor is a huge fan of SpaceX, or wants to deflect investigation away from their other operations.
…the world being the way it is, all three seems pretty damn plausible to me. 😕
I assumed it was elons personal stache for parties and shit
D: They’re branding their coke the same way that MDMA pill pressers will stamp real logos on their product to market it (without permission, of course). They usually don’t do this with coke, but it’s not unheard of.
It’s D
“our spacex cocaine will get you high AF”
straight rocket fuel
I remember this from Pablo Francisco’s Mitsubishi Ecstasy story hehe
Probably C. Elon would be more into ketamine than cocaine.
definitely c. you ever seen shitty weed packaging thats an obvious reference to Rick and Morty, trump, etc? looks like that culture has made its way to cocaine now
I used to put Mario stickers on the mushroom bags that I never sold.
Defo not sponsored by Nintendo
I figure it’s a bit more like option C, with a bit of knockoff mentality going on. You know how you can find pictures online of super cheap knockoff merch from like China or some African countries? That’s what I’m thinking is going on here.
Plane full of drugs crashes. Police are still investigating if it was involved in drug trafficking… what?
I love how they have to note it was “fake space x packaging.” I don’t believe that for a second. This was probably elons weekend stash and he is going to be quite upset.
SpaceX W H A T
MDMA pills are often branded with various logos from all sorts of companies and IPs (without permission, of course), so I imagine it was something similar to that.
Oh phew
The plane was registered to Zambia
checks out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa–Zambia_relations
Foreshadowing for the next launch.
oh no, Elon’s weekly supply!!
How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.
Wow! I wonder what will happen to those 178kgs of cocaine they found!
The Reverend Horton Heat prophesise!
Well, I was workin’ on my farm 'bout 1982
Pullin’ up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch of bales of somethin’, some hit me in the eye
So I cut a bale open, and man, was I surprised
Bunch of large sized baggies with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, “Horton, that’s some blow”
**Bales of cocaine fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
I don’t know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like the pourin’ rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes**
So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn’t have a notion if I could sell 'em there
30 minutes later, I was a millionaire
Well there goes Elon’s Doordash. Definitely not getting that $10 tip now.
This is ridiculous.
Elon never tips.
Not entirely true, he’ll tip if you carry his baby to term. Sometimes he’ll even tip in horses.
