Scrambled Eggs

I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

Sounds like a Pokemon

Half of the voting population? Where’d you get that from?

Every fuck time there is a Republican president they claim he is sent from God. A new Messiah and anyone who doesn’t pray to him isn’t a real Christian.

It’s manipulation and using Christianity as a weapon for political gain. Only the weak willed ones fall for that.

Literally not the onion

Which Americans? Whose wealth? Most of us are poor.

Doughnuggets

Dodged a bullet that one was a real homewrecker