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Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago

UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White House

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UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White House

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Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago
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White House to host UFC fight night on 4 July
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The fight is set to be part of a series of events commemorating the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States.
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  • SuchThunder@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    • MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca
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      14 days ago

      I hate how increasingly accurate this movie has become.

      • FaceDeer@fedia.io
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        14 days ago

        As is usually pointed out, the similarities are not strong.

        President Camacho actually wanted to help his people, hired the smartest person he could find, and listened to his advice.

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          And stepped down as President in the end to let someone else lead. For a better comparison of leadership now, look at Don’t Look Up. Far more realistic in so many ways.

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            13 days ago

            I’ll also throw in Iron Sky.

        • Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world
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          The problem with that is the world has to get bad enough for President Camacho to help the world. We’re in the Pre-Camacho era

    • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Camacho would be such an improvement on reality nowadays…

      • superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ya, at least he recognized there was someone out there smarter than him and brought him in as an advisor.

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    UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White(trash) House

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    14 days ago

    How male and masculine.

    • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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      14 days ago

      Trump must really have a huge penis eh?! What a big boy.

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      Yeah, watching two ripped tattooed dudes wrestle in their underwear while inside a literal cage. Macho af

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        My favorite thing is taking pictures of them grappling, then putting a black censor bar over the trunks so it looks like they’re having sex. Turns out it’s really really easy to make it look gay(er).

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          even without it, it still looks like they are going hardcore.

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            Ever heard of an oil check?

            https://fanaticwrestling.com/blogs/news/oil-check-wrestling-move?srsltid=AfmBOorHKaXqctoXKBLoHvRAr4wQvBH3pGEekJNEzvm0RUdpgNX-wJR6

  • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.social
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    How tacky.

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    14 days ago

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    14 days ago

    How is this not the Idiocracy timeline? I’d anything it feels like the pace of the “dumbing down” is too fast.

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      The president in Idiocracy sought the help of someone smart.

      Y’all need to remember that and realize we are way past this movie.

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        He could also form coherent sentences, was in Terry Crews-shape, and didn’t shit himself once. We’re already well into Idiocracy 2: Electric Boogaloo territory.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        and it was the AI assigning jobs to people too.

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      Absolutely, idiocracy was too optimistic. In their version, it took 500 years to get there.

      We’ll be there in a generation, maybe 2. (If we have that many generations.)

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      Idiocracy would be a vast improvement over our current predicament, no joke.

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        Yeah, there weren’t leagues of malevolent rich assholes seeking to make the world worse for their own profits. Just a bunch of idiots who apparently forgot how to think.

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    14 days ago

    what about the Epstein files

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      Trump/Epstein files*

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    its basically glorified bumfights, allegedly he doesnt pay most of his fighters well, unless they are the face of the company.

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    Release the Trump/Epstein files.

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    Was the WWF (or whatever the criminal wrestling organization goes by these days) booked?

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    Dana White at the inauguration was such a fever dream experience.

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    Probably just a coincidence that Paramount is purchasing UFC exclusive steaming rights in a seven year deal.

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      skydance a trumper, trying to save the dying stream industry, trying to get the conservative audience on board.

      without TREK, and south park, Theres no reason to even have paramount.

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    UFC started to become fascist, absolutely ruinimg the sport. UFC In the facist house

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    When are these “Alpha Males” going to turn on the pedo in chief because they certainly look like a bunch of beta cucks right now

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    We live in a joke of a country

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