It’s not illegal it just costs $10,000 (via a fine) to chemtrail people into gayness.

Fuck Accenture.

Good work. Not everything has to be jokey.

Yes, only American military veterans did bad things.

Didn’t check the instance I was on. My bad. I’ll let y’all get back to it.

This is the best advice for dealing with zoomers.

Hmm…better put some eyebrows on em. Big, bushy ones.

Hoping to kick off a war when a bomb does slip through the cracks.

Just brush your teeth after each cookie.

We only accept DEI if it’s draped in the accepted verbiage?

Horse drawn carriage is the future, says buggy whip maker.

I think this is a series, maybe post the rest?

Cool, more moon litter. Will it end up like the path to the summit of Everest, we have to place signs telling the billionaires to please clean up after themselves?

Fuck read receipts.