hey, this is the plot of Children of Men…
That’s weird, I watched Children of Men last night
I watched that movie not knowing anything about it. When they start taking about the “youngest person on Earth” In the first scene, I thought it was a comedy 🤣
What the fuck that’s so creepy
Baby in 2040 at age 15. “You mean I could have been born in 1995!? I could have at least enjoyed some of the early 2000s!
oldest baby: “I was totally born in the wrong generation.”
- The peak of our civilization.
Too bad those sliding phones never really caught on
They were actually produced and sold, but apparently the sliding mechanism would break with wear and tear.
fun fact, the years 1999, 2000, and 2001 were actually all the same year.
From the makers of Oldboy (2013) comes… Oldbaby.
They’ll do anything to not take care of the kids already here that need parents and support.
That embryo was “adopted” from the biological mother, who had kept it frozen since 1994, by Lindsey and Tim Pierce, who live in Ohio.
The adoptive mother Lindsey Pierce told Technology Review: “He is so chill.”
🤣
Frozen in 1994? Surprised the headline wasn’t: “Millennials are Getting Born Later Than Any Generation in History”
Can you blame them, really? Looking at the state of gestures vaguely around…
Instead, she opted for “embryo adoption”, which allowed her to have a say in the future parents - with the process overseen by a religious agency.
Nightlight Christian Adoptions took on the embryos and placed them with Lindsey and Tim Pierce.
They fitted Linda’s criteria of a married, Caucasian Christian couple…
How lovely
Buying frozen babies, just as God intended.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Would you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
Whose needs?
The needs of the faithful and women who need an abortion, would you prefer they acted hateful and deny these services or would you prefer them being willing to find a logical exception to the rules of their faith to help people in the modern age?
I thought the world’s oldest baby was elected president?
Why, yes, he was
There’s a lot of heavy lifting by a lot of words in there. Saying the baby has a “biological sister” is at best a half truth and more like a total falsehood. I have a half sister out there somewhere that was adopted away that I’ve never met. And that’s far more close than this scenario.
Personally, I disagree. The baby’s bio sister is, literally, a biological sister whose DNA comes from the same parents.
Only the egg. And that egg went in a different mother, and was inseminated by a different father. I’m not a biologist but I feel like the mother who bore the baby also contributed some amount of DNA. It’s like when someone gets a heart or liver transplant, they often change their personality a bit. I read about a guy who got a heart transplant from a guy who died rock climbing, and suddenly got big into fitness, art and his taste in music changed.
Actually, no, the bio soster shares the same biological father. This was an embryo adoption, not IVF
Ohhhh ok, my bad. I must’ve misread some of that after being grossed out by the whole religious bullshit being a part of it.
So by Republican logic that baby can vote
Nono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
This headline is absolutely perfect for this community.
