This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That’s it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.
No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.
Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation.
That’s the joke.
Meh. I got it, sorta. Comments in here say otherwise.
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.
oh there won’t be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name ®s
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein
THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that’s PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?
He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.
of course that dumb bitch conjures up this comically awful bullshit, and I’m sure it will be so because evil/incompetent shit heads have the keys
why can’t I wake up to good news like air force one going down with some majority of these cocksuckers on board a la Skynyrd?
every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.
I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.
The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it’s impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a “sleepover” at his estate.
How do these people not see the irony in any of this? It’s so “on-the-nose” that it may as well be the punchline to a pedophile joke.
It’s just attention-whores attention-whoring. Move along.
Really it’s very on-brand for Trump. He’s always looking for the worst person to do every spot.
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Oh, shut up
No need. We already know enough, don’t we??? Hellooooo
Dream team Special counsel:
Lead- Matt Gaetz
Assist
- Harvey Weinstein,
- Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
- the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
- R. Kelly’s piss
- fat Jared
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.
Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?
She’s prominently in the “release the files” camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a “little bitch.” I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!
