How do these people not see the irony in any of this? It’s so “on-the-nose” that it may as well be the punchline to a pedophile joke.
It’s just attention-whores attention-whoring. Move along.
Really it’s very on-brand for Trump. He’s always looking for the worst person to do every spot.
He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.
Oh, shut up
No need. We already know enough, don’t we??? Hellooooo
Satire is dead…
I truly can’t tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?
I’ve seen that one oh so many times!!! Heidi breaking character is as funny as Mike Day.
Dream team Special counsel:
Lead- Matt Gaetz
Assist
- Harvey Weinstein,
- Bill Cosby from the jello commercial
- the dusty bones of Strom Thurmond
- R. Kelly’s piss
- fat Jared
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.
Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?
She’s prominently in the “release the files” camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a “little bitch.” I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!
So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.
Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.
it’s disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680
She’s just upset the Lolita* Express was shut down before she could visit the island.
I’ll not defund the cunt, but the only reason there’s video is that it was in infrared. Nobody saw anything.
And if any of you Puritans haven’t got your finger wet in a dark theater, well, you do you.
The thing is if we don’t give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that’s how they get away with bigger things.
The “Don’t worry about X thing because they’ve done far worse thing” approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
Then she did the “don’t you know who I am” shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.
Yea but I’m not part of the party trying to rollback all societal advancement of sexual liberation for the last hundred years
Yea but I’m not baggin’ on a middle-aged lady gettin’ some in a dark theater. FFS, we can bag on her for 100 other things, like shooting fish in a barrel.
She was kicked out after 4 separate complaints & also being warned by staff. It’s not really that dark in the Buell theatre, and the seats are close together. Those two were absolutely the assholes here.
Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.
Make sure his co-chair is her ex husband too.
The logic being “it takes one to know one?”
guess Boeberts check didn’t clear.
You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn’t a new faction, they’re gearing up to investigate and say there’s nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn’t want to die in prison.
oh there won’t be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name ®s
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
