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APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

Did they use some of the images pixels to build it?

Elons ketamine fueled reply to being sued over xai’s emissions polluting the air.

Yeah, let Poland invade someone for once!

I’ve been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.

Imagine being so racist that you get upset over a watermelon.

3+7

it’s the “He sold me inferior copper” feeling.

Rock, Animal skin, jaws.

The tech world worked out how to profit off of them and now we’re all junkies fiending for our next hit, chasing the dopamine dragon through serotoninville, never actually being able to filll that dark void that we allowed to grow.

the first hits free, then you gotta pay, is the equivalent to a 2 week free trial of a paid subscription.

they’re digital drug dealers, high on their own supply.

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

You’re not getting my fries!

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

They didn’t have the phrase ‘Big tiddy goth girls’ back then.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

He’s damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

My primary school teacher called me a liar and a theif In front of the entire class because I had a months old document that teachers use for an assembly in my draw for some reason.