Can relate: I took my car in to get the manual transmission serviced and now I’m all woke.
These are the same people that would’ve supported the trans-atlantic slave trade.
They should remove the transmission from their cars, just weld the engine directly to a wheel, not efficiënt but it won’t turn the boys into girls.
No, they need to stop using transportation altogether. I’d love to see a trend of repugnicans cutting off their legs to “own the libs.”
“Only about 40% of the Cruz woke science database is woke science” - (a critique by somebody who’s anti-woke.)
Whoever came up with that stupid word filter and decided to follow through on it without proper human review that the filter matched what they meant to find, is pretty trans-intelligent.
Tbf …this is a common problem
I have tremendous respect for the heroic citizens of Penistone.
So I learned something yesterday, from someone who is in the world of research.
The trope about researchers spending most of their time applying for grants is no joke. Universities don’t pay researchers; the researchers get paid from the grant money they receive. If they also have a teaching position, they might get a tiny tiny bit from the university, but that’s it.
So when federal grants get halted, there’s a whole bunch of people who do important research basically put out of work immediately. The kicker is that a fair amount of the research being funded is ongoing research, where if you just “stop doing it,” all the previous work is ruined. Because there’s a lot of things you can’t just stop, put on a shelf, and restart later.
Little t’s war on universities is more serious than you might think.
If they also have a teaching position, they might get a tiny tiny bit from the university, but that’s it.
Granted this is a best-case scenario, but the salary for profs at my alma-mater (a public tier 1 research university) are public and I looked one of them up once. He was getting well into six-figures for teaching classes.
If at all, this applies only to profs, which is a tiny subset of researchers and insanely hard to get into. Everyone else is paid shit and 80+% depend on grants. Source: am researcher
Yeah, from what I see, professors get their salary i.e. the money for living expenses from their teaching job. But most of the research money comes from grants. Those are usually earmarked so that they can only spend it for very specific purposes.
Edit: This is only true for people who need to run labs. For subjects like math or philosophy, professors depend less on grants since most of their work is done without significant expenses. But they still do need grants for travel and organizing conferences.
They prominently need grants for phd students
As far as I can work out about this USA, this is not true. It is certainly not true where I am from. It may be true in the case of postdoctoral researchers (but not always), i.e. relatively junior researchers who don’t yet have a permanent position. But a permanent position is just that - it’s like a permanent job, and you’re paid a salary by the university that gave you that position. You will typically also need to apply for grants in order to pay for things like:
- travel to conferences
- travel to collaborate in person with colleagues at other institutions
- make papers open access
- hire postdoctoral researchers and PhD students.
I did two postdocs during my time in academia and both were grant funded (one awarded to me, one awarded to a more senior researcher who then took me on as a postdoc). I also applied to one postdoc position I remember which although fixed term, not permanent, was paid for by the university. I worked with many permanent staff who had salaries from the university as well as grants for other things.
As far as I can tell in the USA the only real difference is that your salary may only be for the 9 teaching months, not the full academic year, and you’re expected to top up those 3 months if you want to be paid a proper wage.
Which is why this is hilarious imagine the country threatening everyone inhibiting their own future which means they will be more dependent on the people they’re threatening in the future.
The people who are making these things happen are wholly unfamiliar with consequences.
But they are speedrunning for the rapture, no consequences when they are off to heaven eh…
The people doing this understand the consequences and see the as goals.
This is what happens when the stupid try to manage the smart.
The stupid and evil!
America, so great, wow.
Government:
cd / && rg -l trans | xargs rm -f
I’m sure it’ll go well.
probably some kinda transmission error
Someone tell them microphones can be described as a transducer, maybe they’ll quieten down. I guess all combustion engines , furnaces and motors / generators are too technically.
Make america amish again
I don’t know, sounds like someone who uses the wrong bathroom to me
they really implemented a regex filter on scientific papers ? lol that’s beyond idiocy
but hey at least the voters identify with the main idiot in charge
dumbfucks are using regex improperly.
they’re using
/.*(trans).*/
instead of/\s{1,}(trans)[- (sexual|[fe]*male)]*\s{1,}/
The “Scunthorpe Problem” strikes again!
You are giving DOGE way too much credit for actual using code. DOGE most likely hit CRTL+F and typed in “Trans” and called it a day.
Yup. Seems that way.
(partially) ftfy
/\w{1,}(trans)(gender|sexual|(fe)?m ale)|masc(uline)?|(wo)?man|person)?\w{1,}/
Spoiler is to prevent it from helping them, being dumbfucks who won’t be smart enoygh to open it.
Big Balls followed the golden rule of “Move fast and break things” . Shit happens!! /s
Move fast and break things works well when you’re not breaking your own things
Maggats are basically cattle. They have animal rights but not human rights.
You really think they know regex?
They probably got grok to generate it and didn’t understand what it does
Transformer-coupled transimpedance transistor amplifiers are also verboten.
finally a proper use case for this saying
PC culture gone mad
gack. I used to be in microbiology. This will decimate fields doing some amazing things right now.
sic transit tyrranis
no more transformations or trans molecules, transmission is extra banned with Brainworm believing into miasma instead of germ theory